Are You Stress? Just Checking.. Hehehe!

JUST CHECKING

Once, when I was parking my car, I removed my stereo as a precaution against theft.
I also left a boldly written sign in the window saying, "No radio, No valuables, nothing in trunk".
The neXt morning, I found the window broken. Scribbled on my sign were the words :
'Just Checking'.

KILO

Five-year-old Benike came in the bathroom with me in the morning.
When I stood on the scale, he asked me, wide-eyed, "How many metres are you?"
"This scale measures kilos, Beni"
"Oh yeah. Then how many kilometres are you?"

TRY AGAIN

When my daughter Tiffany was 5 years old, I gave her a scratch card. She started scratching the silver panel eXcitedly with a coin.
When she was done, she stopped to look at the card.
She sighed then she continued scratching.
She looked at the card again.
Tiffany: Mum, can you help me?
Mum: Sorry dear. You didn't win.
Tiffany: But mum, it says Try Again!


Sweet,
Virgo Girl.